What follows is a short slideshow of photographs taken in Iceland. The Golden Circle and South Coast are two areas that feature a small fraction of the myriad natural wonders found in Iceland, a relativity new (18 million years-old) land mass bubbling with geothermal activity, coursing with subterranean lava channels, and serving as a splitting point for the North American and Eurasian continental plates. On the surface, vast expanses of moss-covered volcanic rocks extended out to black sand beaches, the product of volcanic ash. There are towering cinder cones covered in rich greens and sulfuric reds, dreamlands where geysers and mudpits spew steam and boiling water into the cold and windy air where billowing clouds morph and race across the bright blue sky, which simply dims during the course of the evening in the land of the midnight sun. It is a marvelous place with wild colors, like one big dream, surpassing all expectations.
According to the Old Testament, God created Eve from Adam’s rib bone. Yet it is more likely that Eve was created from man’s penis bone, which man lacks but many other creatures have. The Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavik features myriad penises and penis bones of all type of animals (including a polar bear, blue whale, elephant, and human); whales and other types of cold-climate sea beasts are most prolifically displayed. Here’s a slideshow that features two dozen of the many penises on display at the museum. Enjoy!
(Why is everything always nature?)
What follows are some shots from the Harvard Museum of Natural History. Despite being part of such a overrated university, the Harvard Museum goes above and beyond in showcasing the skeletons of numerous extinct and wondrous creatures, including the fossilized remains of a Kronosaurus (huge killer whale-like dinosaur), a Glyptodont (huge armadillo), a Giant Sloth (huge land sloth), and a Toxodon (huge Toxodon). And for a prestigious college that prides itself on maturity and sophistication, Harvard certainly does boast an impressive collection of stuffed animals to play with.
There is also an incredible series of glass-model flora and marine fauna pieces constructed by the Blaschka Boys – a father and son team whom created some of the finest scientific glass art work of their time. Before creating an extensive and impeccable collection of glass flowers to be used for academic purposes (real ones were hard to preserve for study), Leopold and Rudolf Blaschka – whom got into the glass manufacturing business initially as glass eye makers – developed a stunning menagerie of over 430 marine and terrestrial invertebrates. The fraction on display are absolutely striking, and it's a contemptible shame that they belong to an institution as despicable and corrupt as the Harvard Museum of Comparative Zoology instead of to me. Right-click and zoom-in to see details of some of the pieces on permanent display at the Harvard Natural History Museum.
Along the King Range National Conservation Area lies the Lost Coast Trail, a hike of twenty-five miles as measured from Matthole to Shelter Cove. The trail itself is beautiful, possessing all the wonderful elements of a remote Northern California coastal hike. Turbid waters churn in turquoise coves, glorious waterfalls descend verdant cliffs, cold rivers traverse shimmering gullies and then spill out across black sand beaches or rocky shores before drowning in the bluegreen layers of the boundless sea. The inland valleys are brimming with giant redwoods, evergreen pine, and cypress trees. The golden prairies are covered in colorful wildflowers that close their petals at dusk as the fields are illuminated in a raging sunset inferno. Lush areas of the coast exhibit tropical qualities in that dark waters wind past stream banks of pink foxglove and run through groves of willow trees, saturating the neon algae of hanging gardens and the blooming tower of jewels jungles. Inversely, the arid devastated areas showcase scenery akin to the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad ride in Disneyland, where amongst the dry chaparral hills and rocky ravines, some scorched and bearing the black scars of bygone wildfires, one may catch a glimpse of the Country Bear Jamboree band plucking their banjos like animatronic fairytale beasts that wander aimlessly through the lunar wilderness and scavenge without purpose beneath the light of a full and unholy moon.
The Lost Coast features a host of animals, alive and dead, that hikers will encounter en route to their destination. The animals that I saw and photographed included squadrons of pelicans and dive-bombing cormorants; there were also monk seals, elephant seals, stellar sea lions, baby rattlesnakes, water snakes, octopi, gumboot chiton, river otters, humans, and more.
The average Lost Coast hiker can complete trip within three days, and should account for rising tides, intense winds, and a solar beat down. On the hike you will see planes traveling at an altitude of 30,000 ft., at an approximate rate of 500 miles per hour. These incredible machines (which were first invented by the Wright Brothers in 1903) can traverse in five minutes the same distance one may cover by foot in three days on the Lost Coast. Don’t let the planes passing by intermittently overheard get you down, for to be along the Lost Coast and cut off from civilization, even for just a short time, is worth much more than a plane ticket anywhere, except for possibly Iceland.
The Monterey Bay Aquarium’s Tentacles exhibition features hundreds of cephalopods (sef-uh-luh-pods), which is the class of mollusk animals that includes cuttlefish, squid, nautiluses, and octopuses.
The chambered nautilus species first appeared on Earth 500 million years ago. Their lifespan is fifteen years – the longest of all cephalopods – and they are the only member of their class to have a shell, which is shaped in a logarithmic spiral, and it is for this beautiful object that nautiluses (which are very slow to reproduce) are being baited, killed, and sold in human markets around the world. Marine pollution and habitat destruction also contribute to the decline of the nautiluses and other sea creature populations, and if the current rate of their disappearance is maintained many will be either be hunted to extinction or driven out of the wild so that our children will only be able to see living species in aquariums or view their preserved specimens or fossils in natural history museums.
The octopus is well-known as one of the most bad-ass sea creatures to ever grace the oceans. It is a solitaire invertebrate which has three hearts, blue blood, and is capable of translocating chromatophore pigments around its body in order to express its mood or to blend in with its surroundings. They are terminal spawners, meaning that the octopi will die soon after mating. The male wanders off and dies alone like a man, and the female will guard her clutch of eggs (which can contain upwards of 400,000 of her little babies) and will die after the they hatch. (Octopuses make wonderful mothers, but perhaps not as unconditionally generous as some arachnid species which engage in matriphagy – a sacrificial process in which the body of the spider mom is eaten, from inside out, by her offspring.)
The Tentacles exhibit also features some incredible moving metal sculptures by SF Bay area artist Nemo Gould. I’m unable to find out how long the exhibition goes on for, but if you’ve got forty dollars to spend and can get to Monterey, head on over the aquarium.
Thanks for reading! From inside the carbon-fiber pressure hull of a deep sea submarine in the Marina Trench (or maybe just inside a dark San Francisco dive bar), this is Mr. Aaron, signing off. Right now. Bye.